If there were no more assholes

If there were no more assholes, wouldn't life suddenly be great?
If there were no more assholes, if they were erased from the planet,
All these men full of hate, corrupted politician and tyrannical dictator
Who every day force their people to endure their reign of terror

If there were no more assholes, in politics, in the streets or in our homes
If there were no more assholes, like the ones who started the pogroms
If words like honor, justice and equality became reality
And men and women of the world could live their lives freely

If there were no more assholes, our lives would be perfect
But frankly, let's face it,
If there were no more assholes, the world would have no defect,
And I like my life with spices in it.